1. gigithegreatest:

    me on college app: I am an A-lister on the Kim Kardashian app

    Reblogged from: gigithegreatest
  2. knightof-hope:

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

    knightof-hope:

    vanishedschism:

    theatretroubles:

    enasnivolz:

    ealperin:

    reading-thoughts:

    edwardspoonhands:

    Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

    These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
    that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
    though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
    my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
    when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
    Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
    they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
    much less to dress myself from head to toe.

    To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
    I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
    These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
    to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
    Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
    I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
         - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

    *Crying with laughter*

    ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

    THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

    Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

    Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

    I’m sincerely impressed.

  3. badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

    disabledgirlism:

    This incredible woman is Claudia Gordon,

    Claudia Gordon, the first Black deaf female attorney in the U.S., has been an advocate for people with disabilities since high school. It was her desire to address societal barriers faced by people with disabilities that motivated her to pursue a legal education and career. Since graduating from law school and being admitted to the Maryland Bar, Claudia has conducted numerous empowerment and legal education outreach and training to communities and organizations in both the U.S. and St. Thomas USVI.

    Claudia has a longstanding association with the National Black Deaf Advocates Association (NBDA), having served since 1989, and is currently its Vice-President. She has also provided advocacy leadership at the National Association of the Deaf Law Center; the Civil Practice Clinic at the Washington College of Law, Washington, DC Public Defender Service-Mental Health Division; the Black Law Students Association; the National Black Deaf Advocates Association; and the Consumer Action Network. Currently, she is an independent consultant to the National Council on Disability (NCD).

    (x) (x) (x)

    Love her

    Reblogged from: carohoku
  4. lacigreen:

    new vid is up ~ SEX WITH DISABILITIES?  my lovely friend olivia joins me to talk about her experiences with sexuality and disabilities!  tons of info, including:

    ✔ Stereotypes about people with disabilities
    ✔ Her successes and challenges with dating
    ✔ How to accommodate various disabilities during sex

    Reblogged from: lacigreen
  5. Thank you so much, anon!

  6. wnyc:

How to train your dragon. 
—Sean, Sideshow

    wnyc:

    How to train your dragon. 

    —Sean, Sideshow

    Reblogged from: npr
  7. Watching Frozen for the bahillionth time. This time with the troop. We’re all going to college soon. Whatever. gigithegreatest and I are avoiding adulthood and responsibilities.

  8. muffledmoon:

    thejamesboyle:

    caluummhood:

    HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

    MAKE A WISH

    the first post ever on tumblr

    scroll past this on mobile oh my

    Reblogged from: thelittlegirlinabluebox
  9. Reblogged from: leavethesunshineout
  10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
    Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)
    Reblogged from: assbuttswithbowties
  11. I’m self-sufficient. I spend a lot of time on my own and I shut off quite easily. When I communicate, I communicate 900 per cent, then I shut off, which scares people sometimes.
    Björk (via thepettywars)
    Reblogged from: moriarty
  12. officialputin:

    putins-boyfriend:

    putins-girlfriend:

    yourtubes:

    reblog if your url represents who you really are 

    I am really Putin’s girlfriend

    then we have a problem

    I can explain it

    Reblogged from: ellebakerthemusicmaker
  13. angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

    angelclark:

    A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

    As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

    Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

    Reblogged from: hi
  14. kata-chthonia:

"Hades and Persephone" 
by YaxeMoon on DeviantArt ( X )

    kata-chthonia:

    "Hades and Persephone"
    by YaxeMoon on DeviantArt ( X )

    Reblogged from: myunicornsensesaretingling
  15. I found the baconverse in “Nested”.

    I found the baconverse in “Nested”.

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