how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
I’ve actually done that IRL. I was on too much medicine to remember it, but the scars on my arms (and on my head and on my legs) do remember. I do not advise it.
Me during exams
Wait, what. They can require you to redo them when they want you to?! Doing seven tests in one day is insane! (Trust me, my record is like 4.)
Well, they can require me to re-do them all, and before a certain deadline, but not a specific date. I will not be doing them all in one day. That would be insanity. I am spreading them out over the week and trying to negotiate with my teachers to get shortened versions of them all. Thank goodness for my guidance counselor. She is my biggest ally in all of this. She’s helping me not to freak out and to work with them.
#Viktor was obviously deeply in love with her #just remember the fact that he took her to prom #even knowing that he could’ve choose any other girl #remember how he forgot about everyone and danced with her all night #remember how he looked at her while saying ‘write to me, please’ #remember how, a few years later #on Fleur’s wedding #he danced with her one more time #probably being conscient that her heart already belonged to Ron #this is why I love Viktor Krum so much #he just enjoyed being with Hermione #and didn’t care about the future #mostly, because she wasn’t going to be a part of his.
In French you don’t say I love you, you say je vais manger ton cœur which means I will be a part of your heart & I think that’s beautiful
In French you don’t say I love you too,…je vais frapper ton tête
Si je te vois en réalité je vais prendre ta tête et le mange devant ta mère. Ensuite je vais danser sur ton tombe.
Twelve's eyebrows dancing
Eleven's bowtie fixing
Nine's angry ranting
Eight's self assessing
Six's eyebrows raising
Five’s cricket baaaaaaatttttttt
four's fingers wave
Three's big fan
Two typing away
And a One in the tar-disssssss MERRY CHRISTMAS WHOVIANS!!!!!!
DAYS LEFT IMMEDIATE LIFE OR DEATH HELP NEEDED ONE LAST TIME
Tumblr friends. You all saved my life. Unfortunately I need help one last time to keep it that way.
You helped me pay down a hospital bill so I could have major brain surgery in October. Well, the bill for that is $9,600- Medicaid covered the hospital, NOT the doctor(!!). due to financial hardship, it’s reduced to $4,500. (more than half my annual income, on Disability).
The problem: the doctor HAS TO adjust and monitor my new neuro implant every other week, and I WILL DIE WITHOUT THE ADJUSTMENTS. But he is NOT ALLOWED to see me more than once more unless this is paid.
The reduction has conditions: I must pay $1,000 by Dec 16, and the $3,500 balance by Dec 23.
This is a terrible blow to me, unreal. The frustration and fear is simply overwhelming.
So, sadly, I must ask for help one least time (I’ll get on Free Care in April). You’ve all already been so generous. The SPNFamily, fandoms, and Tumblr at large has been amazing. And if there were any way to avoid asking, I would.
PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN! I’ve set up a PayPal with the email email@example.com to accept funds (if you “send to a friend” there’s no fee). The hospital can only accept payment from me.
I know the Holidays are already an expensive time. Maybe give someone the gift of saving a life in their name? And I know I recently got so much help from you all. If I had any way to avoid this I would. And of course I’m happy to repay with fics, songs, editing, or anything I can.
As it is I’m also homeless and sometimes staying with my violent abusive parents, other times staying with friends. Every cent I get is going to other medical expenses and necessities.
PLEASE SHARE THIS as far and wide as you can! Share it as text so everyone can read and share again. Whether or not you can give, others may be able to.
Thank you all so so much! Below are some photos just to show what I mean. They called me with the settlement, but the original bill is there, as well as a few of my scars (yes they shaved the whole side of my head).
Thank you again! PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE IF YOU CAN, and ask me any questions.
[Update: WOW! So far you’ve all gotten me to almost half of the total bill! YOU ARE AMAZING! PLEASE DONATE AND KEEP SHARING so I can survive this!]
Sopranish is my friend, and I’ve personally witnessed the reality of her struggles, so I can vouch for both the urgency and the legitimacy of this plea for help. She is on a time crunch and really scared, so any shares or donations would be so, so appreciated. Every little thing helps!!
PLEASE help her.
She is so scared.
There’s 0.00 at my PayPal now and I won’t get my salary until tomorrow evening, so I can only spread this so far. Help her if you can.
I wonder who first saw a horse and said “dude I want to sit on that thing and make it take me places”
Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.
Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!
Signal boosting this A) because it deserves to be seen by more people, and b) because I appreciate some members of Congress are actually willing to see what it’s like living on food stamps in order to make their point about how horrifying cutting food stamps would be.
News flash, regressives: people on food stamps do not load up on Snickers bars and filet mignon. They’re limited in what they can buy, and oftentimes, it’s not enough to get by on. Go on thinking these are entitlements that let minorities live lives of luxury, comfortable in the knowledge that you’ll never go hungry.
You privileged, elitist pricks.
*comforts* Not that long left til Christmas break though!
Ummm, 7 days and 13 tests. Yes. That is a long time and a lot of work. If I don’t have a nervous breakdown, I’ll count it as a success. The resource coordinator lost 7 of my tests from this past quarter for calculus and chemistry classes. I will have to make them all up by Saturday. I’m about to scream. Also, the Blind School has screwed me over with adaptive software that I need for my computer science class.
This is probably the strangest thing I’ve had in common with someone I’ve met for other reasons. My family lived on a farm for ~3 years. There was actually a decent Christmas tree farm (few thousand plants) on it.
If you Google “Penland Christmas Trees”, that’s my family. They’re my cousins, and I don’t live on the farm, but it’s a pretty big operation. It’s also one of the reasons that Christmas is not my favorite holiday because it is stressful.
Ouch indeed, how’d it happen?
Umm, well, it’s kind of embarassing. I was in a chorus accident. Yes. You read that correctly. I was running to get on stage because I thought I was going to be late. I don’t know that all of my followers know this, but I am mostly blind. Anyway, there was a big bump in the carpet and I tripped and rolled down a sloped walkway of the auditorium and hit my shoulder when I hit the ground. I somersaulted into a wall with my skull. It was kind of brilliant, really.